to all my spanish speaking followers: hola
to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out: don’t worry, I just said “hello”. maybe someday you too can grasp another language
"tumblr is 90% gay porn" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person reblogs gay porn 0 times per year. avoidingavoidance, who lives under a bridge & reblogs gay porn over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults
"you can’t ship three people together!!!"
you know an anime means business when nobody has blue hair
is that a fucking chocolate fish?
Hetalia is the most serious anime out there trust me I’m a doctor
when ur old otp from ur old fandom comes back to hit u in the face like
if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like
- my height
- my voice
- exactly how annoying i can be
do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER